MAGGI!!! R. I. P.

For your soul to rest peacefully,  2 minutes of silence. 

Maggi! You will be missed ..

The Uttar Pradesh Food Safety and Drug Administration (FSDA), Lucknow disowned you and many other did. Loads of joke aired on whats app, facebook,  to name a few. I was shocked and millions too. We salute your faithful attitude, you filled every single stomach in our nation at a price everyone knew, Rupees 10. You left us, you were pulled back by your master, for several reasons that were true. 

Your appealing epidermis was easy to boil, painless to break, limbless mingled into each other. Our mingled intestines also look like yours , running with your traits got affected and caused incurable diseases. It wasn't your fault, you are traded in the Countries not one or two on fingers but in hundreds. 

Many preservatives were added on you, you carried along,  hurting you for 3 months or so. Lead (Pb), was not the only reason for your non-existence, there are many including MSG ( Mono Sodium  Glutamate) and political too. Your faithful supporter also supported you, the small masala pack,  came packed in yellow cover with you. You cheated us, so we cheated you by hiding  the truth that we dramatically acted to empty the pack at you but always watered our fingers before binning the left over. 

The laboratories where you were tested for your purity gave different results. Though, you all came along in India but got distributed all over the country for trade and food. You were banned before pulling off  in different States relying on the  results that revealed the quantity of  MSG and Pb present in you. The safe limits is 2.5 parts per million, you carried lesser or greater was decided by FDA and many others too. Many tests gave lead present more that the safe limits but some gave lesser than the safe limits. 

This encumbered your trade, different test results shouldn't had came to make you the worst product ever existed. The test result that ought to come is the mischievous attitude that was observed and understood but hard to prove,  "2 Minutes to Maggi" was never true. 

Hosteler would crave at night for 2 minutes of food, Winters will miss the mouth-watering steam to seduce the mood, Rs. 10 is what all you costed individually to the troop.