Weekend or a WEAKEND !!!!!!!

 I wait for a weekend, the two super fast ending days . My week starts with the wait of these two days, the purpose for the wait is to get rid of the pending work. Certain things I always want to do in a weekend :

1. Finish off my pending chapters: From the first day of the week I start adding my work to the pending stack that I want to finish in  a weekend. With lots of projects, assignments, self study and extra academical work, the list is only adding up  the serial numbers without removing any from the list.

2. Room cleaning: This is not me. I don't want to keep my room neat and clean like a girly room. I know my mom would have loved me without complaint for this but I cannot help myself. Cleaning of the room is another task I promise myself to do in every weekend. I try my best not to turn my room messy but it happens automatically in a hustle to find the thing which is displaced because of my negligence.

3. Eat pizza: Italy has done this best for me, evolution of pizza recipe is ultimate . I am not fond of any particular pizza brand but love for this Italian food is undetermined. The pizza outlets are 25 km away from the hostel and travelling all the way in a public bus or transport is what I hate more over the love for PIZZAAAA.....

4. Cricket and movie:  In the weekend eve I try to convince my hostel mates  to play cricket the early morning of the next day. This is the task that I haven't done in this semester because nobody turns off their sleep for me and my desire to play cricket the early morning. So I prefer watching late night Bollywood in my laptop but that also I cannot do due to the most obvious reason. (scroll down you will understand the reason).

*****************BUT WHAT I DO********************

Saturday : A late start with a heavy South Indian breakfast, (recipe is called South Indian because of the similar shape and color not because of the taste, Hostel food) that make me sleep again. Then one of the other person will definitely call me to break the silence and wake me up for the lunch. Eat lunch and again ready to sleep. Night goes away by thinking how come the day ended so quickly and with this thought and desire to complete my pending task, Sunday is welcomed itself.

Sunday: The Hostel chef turns a South Indian kitchen to a Punjab food outlet without changing the savor of his hand. Rest schedule of the days is repeated  as a previous day but the only thing that  adds up is the closing off my eyes before 12 with an excuse to wake up early the next morning. 

Weekend would over in other 30 min and I am still carrying the burden of the four pending tasks (scroll up) of mine. No study, no cleaning of the room, no pizza and no movie. I wish to bring a positive change to the coming weekend and mentally satisfy myself by completing any of the task or all. 

The Valentine Day !!!

"Hiding truth is easy but making stories to hide the same is difficult, especially when it is filled with lots of goof ups while mugging fibs for an artificial truth . "

The story behind the tagline mentioned above is unambiguous and partially open for all the interpretations.  But the cause of action could be triggered out from the most awaited week of the year that just passed away. Seven fashion to express love is bifurcated in seven days by some genius mind. I am sure that man to be a businessman who is the think tank of marketing ideas or might be an agent of all the gift sellers throughout the world who give him share from their collection.  

Forget it! I have nothing to do with the veracity of the week . I enjoyed the Valentine's Day although I am out of love (teenage love!). Fortunately, I got the pass of a Valentine party that was organized by my juniors, so I was excused from the entrance fee and got coupled with a junior involuntarily. I tried many combos to get the best out for the event, many people helped me through whats app image sending service . I ended in black shirt and blue jeans, a usual all time combination.  I was bonded well with my partner for a paper dance event and we had a perfect chemistry in all the rounds till the paper got a fourth fold and there we decided to quit not because she was heavy to hold or I was not enough muscular to raise her for one minute  but it was suffice for the debut participants. We thought.....**wink**

And I got one photo clicked (left ). I think parties are really necessary  to enhance the social behavior and social connections The ambiance was likable , it was so different from daily environment. A dim light room with sofa sets and buffet arranged, heavily crowded in bright colors, couples busy in themselves, many filled the bar and rest were dancing like me. I wish to attend many parties in future and get coupled their itself with a strange partner every time.  

KUDOS! India beat Pakistan in first match. A favorable start and a successful ending is much awaited. All the best India for World Cup 2015.

BEER or BEAR: You decide........

I wanted to write a silly post but my humor producing cells are snoring  at this hour, its 2:00 AM. My friend is talking to his girl-friend although he is a bit drunk. No! its not a holiday tomorrow, a usual week day. It is a wrong presumption of non-drinkers like me that drinks are enjoyed at weekend only and not during the weekday but ironically drinks are best enjoyed at night not in daytime. So forget about whether it is a weekday or a weekend. 

His tipsiness is temporary but my sleep has permanently vanished because of his violent presence in my room at this time. Ear plugs stuck into ears and songs at loud to avoid the romantic conversation at the other end, I hope it to be romantic as per the  timing. Stupefied he is, but aftermath is crazy and silly that is not acceptable anyhow at the expense of  my sleeping time. 

I am feeling relaxed, music is a balm for me. I wonder does intoxication really lights off all the senses. I haven't tried alcohol though I feel half of my senses are already defected as mentioned by many people because of my unexpected expressions to them. No! Not in a rude fashion but different like laughing during the class unnecessarily,  nodding head while eating, moving my lips for no reason and many more.  Once drinks are over and post drink sessions starts, that is  the time to enjoy. You will find one person in a group who will be praising you for no reason to the extent of the sky and make so many baseless promises as if it is a promise day and he is the most gentle man born  on the earth. 

Irritated:  It seems like walls have absorbed the last smoke he did. I hate and he enjoys.

**Cigarettes are injurious to health as alcohol, they directly affect the brain and central nervous system . It has many long term diseases which is pre-known to everyone yet people are acting reckless.** WELL KNOWN FACT!!

Got Bored? OK! One last incident to share. I decided to drink a beer, it was in first year of college. We planned to make a debut in Binging on the other day; the ambiance was perfect, it was raining cats and dogs. I intended to stay back in college to attend the classes and they both went to the Beer shop and purchased some beer. I was surprised when I came back to the hostel and saw three FOSTER'S in the cupboard. They bought it, I cracked in laughter because it was not serious for me. Nor I was while asking for it but it was taken quite truly. On a second thought, perhaps I was not ready for this. The most difficult thing I learnt that day was to sit back in a drink session being a non drinker requires a lot of patience, courage and self-confidence. If any component is missing out of this, you could easily slip to the other side, a dangerous one

Wait! I didn't lose all, I managed to have a click with the beer bottle in hand and till date I like taking pics with alcoholic cover. While clicking pic be careful of the smell rushing out from the bottle neck.  Its horrible. . . . . ,  .   MAKE IT LARGE  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fun or Run!!!

I am a movie lover guy, but with an extraordinary rise in box office collection my interest has decreased eventually. No! I don't have an issue with the money collection but the problem is does the movie entertain us to that level or it was just " Paise Waste ho Gaye yaar!" types. I remember my grandpa use to take us for the movies but now movie stuff are ludicrous enough to tug me back to my bed.

( this is not to criticize the work of any artist, script writer, director and producer. Its my opinion)

 Mystery Undefined!!!!!!!!

Action or Jackson:  How could a man lift  SUV s , strive against hundreds of well armed people in a jerk to reach to its undetermined goal. The drastic stunts and sound effects copied from Hollywood or to be more precised, now a Southern touch in the Bollywood movies has taken a work to the imaginary  level . The practicality of fighting and stunt scenes are not left for enough consideration. Robot-human combo is  upraise at full swing and this combo-man is already impressed with all the needful talent, mostly expected  includes flying of helicopter and  master all  languages present in the world without much complexity. Is this  A Perfect Hero!?

Believe it: A stunt !!!!

" Don't Try these stunts at home"    I wonder the validity of this disclaimer is logical enough or not. The stunts performed are itself so artificial that it does not have any existence in real world. An unsound mind also cannot think of trying the amazing stunts of flying in the air, not jumping from air jet supposedly ,  but going reverse by the high speed jet directed upwards. 

I would recommend to change this disclaimer as : " Try these stunts, If you can".

Script Writing : Without touching the unnecessary wildness of love scenes, I am restricting myself at the  plot of a love stories. More than 90 percent movies run on the basic, regular, old, traditional, unoriginal, remake,  including these three themes( all time themes):

1. Two friends( both have to be heroes) fall in love for a same girl(heroine ). End will be by the death of one or the other hero turning into villain ( one that is rejected ) or friendship regained forgetting the girl ( not seen yet )

2. The other cliche is the villain character of the girls's father. Such character is very particular about his daughter's marriage and when he finds about the affair certain steps are taken which are already known to us, so we can predict easily. . He will make all his efforts to kill the hero (Hero is immortal)  and arrange for the other guy who is father's fast friend's son readily agreed to marry for the wealth. Moreover,  ending is not new. Pity for the father's character who have missed the  Bollywood masala  otherwise he could have taken some other steps.................... 

3. This one is pathetic,  a girl and a boy will go abroad in different lot and there one of them will fall in love.  The crux of the story is when the  other person  will realize the feelings once they reach their homes and then hero do his regular task of winning the hearts of the family members and blah blah blah.

Song Composition: Old songs were slow jam , laaaaa Laaaaa Laaaaa, they all had similar starting music with lyrics coming after a long wait.  This lacuna has been filled by the latest music including  Rap, Punjabi and Sufi tracks. But I wonder what to enjoy, song's music or  lyrics which is difficult to catch at once. I believe the combination of trance and rap will soon  fill all such  gaps. Memorizing new songs is a difficult task for all bathroom singers like me.

Suspense!!!!! Yes! Bollywood is full of suspense but non-ironic.  Hero is never imperfect, he is supposedly  working as an undercover agent for his Country in all the stories. 

I never doubt the capability of our movie makers but I think they stack their exclusive work for future telecasting. This era of meaningless movies shall end and a new age of originality, entertainment, action, comedy, thrill, suspense is much awaited. A meaningless combo have had in past and present, united elan is needed to clean the unnecessary dust of money and glamour  from the box office.  . . . . . . . . . , 

Careful Traveler !!!!!

I ended a day before my planned date and it was an entertaining journey for nine hours. I wanted to reach Delhi, an easy boring flight of two hours, but Spice Jet made it extremely entertaining. They made me travel from  Karnataka to Andhra Pradesh to Delhi to Uttar Pradesh, in couple of hours. A halt at Hyderabad was amazing, especially the Veg DUM BIRYANI experience amalgamated with number of silly Don'ts, I keenly observed as my only source of entertainment. sharing it with you.

 Don'ts,:

1. CONSCIOUS Seat allotment : If you are a window seat lover guy, then before asking for window seat make sure your seat is not anyhow allotted near  a women carrying a baby, Trust me, they will kill your livelihood. I did and my peaceful Bollywood tracks were muddled with  squalling  for 2-3 hours at a stretch.  This was not the end, other mother-child pair followed me to the connecting flight and it was the end. Why they cry and shout so much I can't understand. 

2. DON'T weigh all your luggage: It was so uncertain out of me, that I went and kept all my luggage at the weighing belts, it was 5 kg extra, that means 5 x 250= Rs 1250. for carrying extra luggage. Seeing the digital readings, eyes behind the counter shined like I bought him a lottery ticket with assured gifts. Weighing all your luggage can lighten your pockets. 

3. DON'T brood Bollywood stuff : ( I never tried) if you ever get fascinated by any passenger or the attendant staff, do not ruminate the Indian movies that during the flight you can have a good time. In reality you'r always targeted by some curious eyes that expects a mischief from a teenage, probably  they are overage for this and they want some live replay of their past. 

4. DON'T dispose boarding pass: This is pretty obvious thing which people never do. But the reason for etching it here is to remind everyone that you are doing a correct thing and what if not, it can lead to trouble sometimes like it happened to me. A wary cop seeing me sitting from a long time inquired about my presence and a single thin sheet of paper, a boarding pass,  worked over all the ID cards to set myself free from all the suspicions. 

5. DON'T use  FREE WIFI: If you wish to watch online movie at leisure by opting for a free WiFi service then you have to end up with a spoiled mood after 45 minutes. I wish fast forwarding could work to end the movie within this time limit of 45 min. 

Coming back to Hyderabad BIRYANI, I found two counters selling the stuff I needed. In a satisfaction I enjoyed rest of the place and ate to my taste till the clock hit half -an-hour before boarding . tick-tick-tick.  I went to the first counter, he denied as food not available for packing, and directed me to the other shop wherein they both have a same kitchen, I went there and again denied stating that it was available but now again on stove. Within one and a half hour time I made 8-10 calls at the shopkeeper's desk for BIRYANI hoping every call a  lucky one but hard luck favoring all time..

I doubt what he felt at that time, he might have assumed me as the superstitious man who had a dream  of BIRYANI getting extinct in a couple of days. But that was certainly not the reason for my haste and hurry.

GUFFAW!

incredible 40 days !!!!!

Returned to Delhi. Waiting at airport for a family reunion. Mom coming from Fdb , I came from Bangalore and Dad yet to come from Kathmandu. What a perfect place.  I raised my eyes to see where people are busy in, but couldn't concentrate anywhere because the memories played in my brain like a short movie  of a  wonderful  trip. This exceptional excursion stuck  onto my mind like a permanent memory.

Oh! Strange, its 6 PM and  I haven’t drunk water since morning.   I thought I should call the flight attendant and ask her for water, not because the flight was boring, but because I was genuinely thirsty. While  making fruitless attempts to look below the fluffy clouds, I forgot that I was missing the amazing conversation that I had enjoyed with di and jiju.  I wish someone could  convert the memories stacked in my mind to a 7 D, 8 D or 9…..D movie, whichever  is possible,  I am sure it will add millions of likes in YouTube.  Perhaps, if this continues to few more days I wouldn't be able to concentrate on my project.  Relax! Its life, good days pass off soon to bring sustainability.

“Beep”, “Beep”, “Beep”, ah , who is this,  let me write my heart out..  Will see to  this satellite bell and then continue........

Hi, it was a boring day without you, see this chair (with pic ) is waiting for u, see this place (with pic) is waiting for u, this seat in bus is vacant for u, I am going back home alone, missing you. No! Let’s not talk about this, I have recovered a bit into a pleasant mood now from morning. Gaurav messaged in a number of conversation.

I know how it feels when you are habitual of togetherness and in a second all goes off. Bro! Waiting for another trip to our place of dream, remember, Blue eyes, Blonde hair, tall and long, yeah correct. We will be working there soon. 

This internship was the best experience I had. Apart from the work, we had a compelling  time. Gaurav this one is for you. You are extremely sincere guy, you put all you efforts to make work the exceptional one. I have learnt this art of yours of sincerity but “Gaurav Touch” is copyrighted or extremely protected. I know something which can never be taken or copied is your art of diplomacy,  confidence. One skill everyone should master is amiability that you serves the best. I told you January’s 2015 last post will be for you, still lot to say but finishing shortly.

A profound gratitude to everyone who were with me in last 40 days, Jiju I will prowess myself in carom to compete with you next time, Gaurav we both have the same T- shirt (PINCH), and roma you finally cook good, awesome food. Thank you.  Entering in college life again after a pleasant break.