Careful Traveler !!!!!

I ended a day before my planned date and it was an entertaining journey for nine hours. I wanted to reach Delhi, an easy boring flight of two hours, but Spice Jet made it extremely entertaining. They made me travel from  Karnataka to Andhra Pradesh to Delhi to Uttar Pradesh, in couple of hours. A halt at Hyderabad was amazing, especially the Veg DUM BIRYANI experience amalgamated with number of silly Don'ts, I keenly observed as my only source of entertainment. sharing it with you.

 Don'ts,:

1. CONSCIOUS Seat allotment : If you are a window seat lover guy, then before asking for window seat make sure your seat is not anyhow allotted near  a women carrying a baby, Trust me, they will kill your livelihood. I did and my peaceful Bollywood tracks were muddled with  squalling  for 2-3 hours at a stretch.  This was not the end, other mother-child pair followed me to the connecting flight and it was the end. Why they cry and shout so much I can't understand. 

2. DON'T weigh all your luggage: It was so uncertain out of me, that I went and kept all my luggage at the weighing belts, it was 5 kg extra, that means 5 x 250= Rs 1250. for carrying extra luggage. Seeing the digital readings, eyes behind the counter shined like I bought him a lottery ticket with assured gifts. Weighing all your luggage can lighten your pockets. 

3. DON'T brood Bollywood stuff : ( I never tried) if you ever get fascinated by any passenger or the attendant staff, do not ruminate the Indian movies that during the flight you can have a good time. In reality you'r always targeted by some curious eyes that expects a mischief from a teenage, probably  they are overage for this and they want some live replay of their past. 

4. DON'T dispose boarding pass: This is pretty obvious thing which people never do. But the reason for etching it here is to remind everyone that you are doing a correct thing and what if not, it can lead to trouble sometimes like it happened to me. A wary cop seeing me sitting from a long time inquired about my presence and a single thin sheet of paper, a boarding pass,  worked over all the ID cards to set myself free from all the suspicions. 

5. DON'T use  FREE WIFI: If you wish to watch online movie at leisure by opting for a free WiFi service then you have to end up with a spoiled mood after 45 minutes. I wish fast forwarding could work to end the movie within this time limit of 45 min. 

Coming back to Hyderabad BIRYANI, I found two counters selling the stuff I needed. In a satisfaction I enjoyed rest of the place and ate to my taste till the clock hit half -an-hour before boarding . tick-tick-tick.  I went to the first counter, he denied as food not available for packing, and directed me to the other shop wherein they both have a same kitchen, I went there and again denied stating that it was available but now again on stove. Within one and a half hour time I made 8-10 calls at the shopkeeper's desk for BIRYANI hoping every call a  lucky one but hard luck favoring all time..

I doubt what he felt at that time, he might have assumed me as the superstitious man who had a dream  of BIRYANI getting extinct in a couple of days. But that was certainly not the reason for my haste and hurry.

GUFFAW!