How truly I deserved the complaint of being the most talkative student in the class. How awful was the moment when teachers screwed me for being a notorious child. How effectively I faced beating and scoldings for grades cum complaints then.
HE and SHE, always act like a tycoon in primary classes. It was a beautiful punishment then to maintain silence by making a boy sit next to a girl. I hardly enjoyed sitting with any girl, I had no Girl -----------(dash, a big one) friends till I ended school. I could freely gossip, from making a cricket team on paper and writing (C) in front of my name and (VC) at my best friend's name to deciding in advance the beverages to be eaten during the class.
huh! One such punishment was given to me in class 4th . One girl left and one girl right and I was in between . Awkward moment for me and embarrassing too, sitting between girls and away from my friends. Obviously not even metres away but feeling of defeat was ridiculous, when all of your friends are doing mischief and you are being watched by the mentors from both the ends.
I set at the throne for a month till they complained to kick me out from their seat..GUFFAW!!!!!
Reason of being kicked out was not only that I served them with enemy treatment or assumed them the reason for seclusion from my group but also we had long long fights over kiddish issues like I used to sharpen my pencil using their sharpener and throwing scrap on their heads, taking notebooks to home and not bringing it the next day purposefully, and once in a week kick exchanges at feet was hilarious out of me, or my childish complexion.
What if any punishment to sit with girls is given now, not even an insane can miss the chance. It would be the bald punishment ever to be given.... hehehee...... And specially if she is the one you always wanted to sit with but couldn't ask......
Oh! forgot to mention the next special seat given to me after throwing me out of the mansion. It was an extra SINGLE seat arranged next to the DUSTBIN at the front dead end. I could only focus at BLACK BOARD while turning my neck at 180 degrees and on looking behind there was teacher's chair in opposite direction.
My first class in St. George's College..... Loved it.. Try finding me!!!!
